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Mad Max: Fury Road © 2015 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Transcript by MFP 2020

Mad Max: Fury Road

Written by George Miller and Brendan McCarthy and Nico Lathouris

Copyright © 2015 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

Max Rockatansky: (VO) My name is Max. My world is fire and blood.

[Various voices, accents]

Man #1: (VO) Why are you hurting these people?

Man #2: (VO) It’s the oil, stupid.

Man #3: (VO) Oil wars.

Man #4: (VO) We are killing for guzzoline.

Woman: (VO, echoing) Guzzoline.

Woman #2: (VO) The world is actually running out of water.

Woman #3: (VO) Now there’s the water wars (water wars).

Max: Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause.

Man #5: (VO) …to the terminal freak-out point—

Man #6: (VO) Mankind has gone rogue, terrorizing itself.

Robotic Voice: (VO) …thermonuclear skirmish.

Woman #4: (VO) The Earth is sour.

Woman #5: (VO) Our bones are poisoned.

Woman #6: (VO) We have become half-life.

Max: (VO) As the world fell, each of us, in our own way, was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy: me or everyone else.

Glory the Child: (VO) Hello? Where are you?

Glory the Child: (VO) Where are you, Max?

Woman: (VO, whispering) Max Rockatansky…

Max: (VO) Here they come again. Worming their way into the black matter of my brain.

Glory the Child: (VO, whispering) Help us, Max.

Woman: (VO, whispering) You promised to help us.

Max: (VO) I tell myself they cannot touch me. They are long dead.

(War Boys whooping)

War Boy: After him!

War Boy: After him!

War Boy: Now!

Max: (VO) I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers. Haunted by those I could not protect.

Max: (VO) So I exist in this wasteland…a man reduced to a single instinct: Survive.

(War Boys yelling)

War Boy: Come on! Come on!

Glory the Child: Max? Is that you? Where were you?

Glory the Child: Help us. Where were you? Help us, Max. Where were you, Max? Help us!

Glory the Child: Help us, Max! Stop running, Max! Stop running!

The Accusing Dead (aboriginal man): You let us die.

The Accusing Dead (man): You let us die!

The Accusing Dead (woman): You let us die!

Glory the Child: You promised to help us! Why?

Falling War Boy: Witness!

War Boy: I’ve got him!

[Title: MAD MAX Fury Road]

Chanting War Boy: We are War Boys!

War Boys: War Boys!

Chanting War Boy: Kamakrazee War Boys!

War Boys: War Boys!

Chanting War Boy: Fucucima kamakrazee War Boys!

The Ace: Hooked on!

The Ace: Today we’re heading to Gas Town.

War Boys: Gas Town!

The Ace: Today we’re hauling Aqua Cola.

War Boys: Aqua Cola!

The Ace: Today we’re hauling produce.

War Boys: Produce!

The Ace: And today we’re hauling mother’s milk.

War Boys: Mother’s milk!

The Wretched: Joe! Joe! Joe! Immortan Joe!

The Prime Imperator: Rev it up for the Immortan Joe!

Immortan Joe: Once again we send off my War Rig to bring back guzzoline from Gas Town and bullets from the Bullet Farm. Once again I salute my Imperator Furiosa and I salute my half-life War Boys who will ride with me eternal on the highways of Valhalla.

War Boys: V8! V8! V8! V8!

Immortan Joe: I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!

Old man with binoculars: I- It’s comin’. Get ready.

Woman: Yes. Yes. Yes. It’s coming.

Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

The Winchman: Clear off! Get ‘em all off! Clear off!

Rictus Erectus: Signal Gas Town! Convoy’s on its way!

The Organic Mechanic: I got a War Boy runnin’ on empty. Hook up that full-life.

The Organic Mechanic: Hey, careful! That’s a universal donor.

The Ace: Boss, we’re not going to Gas Town? Bullet Farm?

Imperator Furiosa: We’re heading east.

The Ace: I’ll pass it down the line.

The Ace: New orders! Thunder up! Thunder up! This is not a supply run!

The Ace: Go! Go!

War Boy: Ace!

The Ace: Go!

War Boy: What’s going on?

The Ace: We’re heading east.

War Boy: Why?

The Ace: I don’t know. That’s the order.

Rictus Erectus: Moo.

Corpus Colossus: Hey, Pa. You know about this?

Immortan Joe: Hm?

Corpus Colossus: Your produce ain’t going to Gas Town.

Corpus Colossus: She’s gone off-road. Into hostile territory.

Rictus Erectus: Why would she do that, Dad?

Rictus Erectus: Let me see, let me see!

Corpus Colossus: Rictus!

Rictus Erectus: I wanna see!

Corpus Colossus: Rictus, go see what’s agitatin’ Dad!

Immortan Joe: Splendid! Angharad?

Immortan Joe: Where are they?

Miss Giddy: They are not your property!

Immortan Joe: Miss Giddy!

Miss Giddy: You cannot own a human being. Sooner or later, someone pushes back.

Immortan Joe: Where is she taking them?

Miss Giddy: She didn’t take them; they begged her to go!

Immortan Joe: Where is she taking them?

Miss Giddy: A long way from you!

Nux: Hey, what’s happening?

Nux: Slit! What’s going on? Slit!

War Boy: Treason! Betrayal! An Imperator gone rogue!

Nux: An Imperator! Who?

War Boy: Furiosa. She took a lot of stuff from Immortan Joe.

Nux: What stuff?

War Boy: Breeders. His prize breeders. He wants them back. Not a hand laid on ‘em.

Slit: By my deeds I honor him. V8.

War Boys: V8! V8! V8!

Nux: That’s my wheel!

Slit: I’m driving!

Nux: You’re my lancer!

Slit: I just promoted myself.

Nux: No. Not today. Today is my day.

Slit: Look at you! If you can’t stand up, you can’t do war!

The Organic Mechanic: He’s right, son.

Nux: I’m not staying here dying soft.

The Organic Mechanic: Ah, you’re already a corpse.

Nux: I just need a top-up. Some more juice—

Slit: There’s no time!

Nux: We take my blood bag! We take my blood bag and strap him to the lancer’s perch.

Slit: It’s got a muzzle on it. It’s a raging feral!

Nux: That’s right: high-octane crazy blood fillin’ me up.

Nux: If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die historic on the Fury Road.

Slit: Yeah! Yeah! Organic!

The Organic Mechanic: Yeah?

Slit: Hitch up his blood bag.

The Organic Mechanic: Right-o.

War Boys: (yelling, indistinct)

Max: Ah! How much more can they take from me? They’ve got my blood; now it’s my car!

Nux: Immortan! Immortan Joe!

Nux: Ah! He looked at me! He looked right at me!

Slit: He looked at your blood bag!

Nux: He turned his head, he looked me straight in the eye!

Slit: He was scanning the horizon!

Nux: No. I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!

Max: Confucamus!

Nux: Immortan! Yaaaaaa!

Morsov: Hey! Heads up! Heads up!

The Ace: Boss! We got vehicles from the Citadel. They’re firing flares. They want reinforcements from Gas Town and the Bullet Farm. What is this—backup? Decoy?

Furiosa: It’s a detour.

Buzzard 1: [Russian] What’s this War Rig doing on our patch!?

Buzzard 2: [Russian] Foolish…but welcome.

Furiosa: Eyes right!

The Ace: Buzzards! Buzzards right, eyes on, eyes on!

War Boy: Buzzards right! Eyes on! Ready!

The Ace: Should we turn it ‘round and run ‘em into our backup?

Furiosa: No. We’re good. We fang it!

The Ace: Thunder up! Here we go!

War Boy: Prepare the gunners!

War Boy: They’re coming!

War Boy: Morsov!

War Boy: Come on, attack!

War Boy: War!

The Ace: Ready!

Nux: She’s ours, Slit! She’s ours!

Slit: First we get the Buzzards off her back!

Nux: Form up!

Slit: (grunting)

Max: That’s my head!

War Boy: Ahh!*

Buzzard: Лови! [Catch!]

Nux: Get up! You can do it!

The Ace: Morsov!

War Boys: Morsov! No!

Morsov: Witness me!

War Boys: Witness him! Witness! Morsov!

Slit: Fly!

Nux: Witness!

War Boys: Witness!

Slit: Mediocre, Morsov! Mediocre!

War Boy: Hurrah!

Rolls War Boy: Ready!

War Boy: Get ready!

Slit: Back me in!

War Boys: Come on! They’re coming!

The Splendid Angharad: We can’t breathe down there!

Furiosa: Stay out of sight! Now!

War Boy: Go back!

(War Boys yelling)

The Ace: Hydraulics! Hydraulics!

Slit: Yeah!

Slit: Now we bring home the booty!

Rictus Erectus: She thinks she can lose us, Dad! She thinks we’re stupid. She thinks she can lose us in there!

Slit: Fang it! Fang it!

The Ace: Why can’t you stop?

Nux: Crew, out of the way! Out of the way!

The Ace: What have you done? What have you done?

Max: (sine voce) For fuck’s sake!

Nux: We need counterweight! Get the blood bag down the back!

Gigahorse Imperator: Hunker down! Hunker down!**

Slit: Hey, head: Say bye-bye to the neck! Decapito!

Nux: We’re going in, Slit!

War Boy: Come on, we’ve almost got her!

War Boy: Come on! Hold it steady!

Nux: Oh, what a day! What a lovely day!

Nux: I am the man who grabs the sun…riding to Valhalla! Witness me, Blood Bag! Witness!

Nux: I live! I die! I live again!

Splendid: We’re not going back.

Max: Water.

Max: You.

The Dag: Angharad. Is that just the wind, or is that a furious vexation?

Nux: I got it!

Nux: Glory me, Blood Bag. We snagged her alive. He’s going to shred her. Shred her!

Max: Bolt cutters. Chain. Hey, hey!

Nux: Oh, look at them. So shiny, so chrome. He’s gonna be so grateful. We could ask for a