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Bo Burnham

It’s over. The creator. Has left.us.

Rest in peace

Joel Barragan Ramon

NEWS From The E.W.N.

12/4/2023

The News has been slow with people not working at all and the only one working on the news is just me -JRB

IT’S MONDAY! With people waking up to fog in there neighborhood but when you walk into it it’s not fog, BUT MIST! Supposedly today is the day to put up your christmas tree, get out of LA from VA Ka, or return right back to school on a regular old boring monday.

Bo Burnham

Insane man reveals the truth about the internet, the world, and relationships. Bo Burnham being insane to be a comedian through music and a murderer of the innocent little munchkin Socko. This CAN’T be the reason why he does this to everyone, maybe it was only because his ex took his dumpling, or maybe because of Netflix not paying him much, or maybe because his room is never clean? Actually the messy room is quite comfortable to be in depending on the mood.

NEWS From The E.W.N.

11/27/2023

WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING??? IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN WEEKS AND WEEKS!! We have not been keeping up with the latest news but with our apology we need to KEEP UP! In other words, People have been very SHOCKED about the RISES of KARONA VIRUS. But really there is NOTHING to be afraid of, Every person I know to get THIS SO CALLED “Shot To save Ur LiF” HAS BEEN DED.

THE MAIN things of HISTORY has been CANCLLED!!! WHAT THE HAcK DOES THAT MEAN………………………………… I REally don’t know.

“Always the cover, never the pages” said GC.

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8/15/2023

Anyways Joel’s report on whatever he did was interesting but inaccurate and so unprofessional. It was a disgrace. But now that we have grown we have to more professional and like adults. And avoid Simple Minded Occasions. In Case you didn’t know I might add a mini side dictionary for complicated words used. And another thing is that Chocolate Milk is back and whatsoever. And also there has been a lot of Nexus going on. There has been a few wildfires and the newest movie is I think Barbie but yeah i'm not sure. Joel always calls himself Simple Minded.

Ever wondered what animal you get for as a pet? Well don’t worry anymore because we have got the answer! You should get a cat. Hmm but what specie? A floppa cat is the exact cat you want. You have to take care of him because you know he can starve to death or get poisoned by burnt food. He loves Cake and Pizza. It just gets more difficult if you get a Ms. Floppa too.

WORD OF THE DAY:

Nexus:A Relationship or connection between people or things

A WORD:

Simple Minded:having or showing very little intelligence or judgment

First of all all the the paragrapths is not how we do it here and if you are trying to take control and change the news hat I started then you will be fired! -Mr. Manman

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8/14/2023

Were back in business. But if where back THEY are back! The dunks and dukes of things have been weird. The summer not so hot and now YOUR KIDS ARE 40. School is back for some kids but at least there is some discounts and not only that but the battle of the bay was a close game. The giants vs the oakland A’s was a hassle. A dude was going to catch a ball but then another dude took it from him

For early games after 5 years there is a new update to the geometry dash community of 2.2 coming this october of 2023. With new triggers functions and modes. In other words there are memes among us so just dont

So just be aware and be prepared because the update might include the worst thing WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES

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5/30/2023

Vegas, the place where people can explore and gamble there life away or just go and try some new food and some cool shows. BUT just to verify NEVER EVER GO OUT IN THE NIGHT! People party all night till 5 in the morning. And well ya we haven’t made a news in like 2 weeks but hey it is almost vacation time so it is near summer.

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6/5/2023

Summer is about to reach which means that people will be out of the job for their vacation. Which means there won’t be a a new news till the 14th of august which is when we get back on to work which is coincidentally on a monday. Huh what are the odds of that????? So with that it means that we won’t be back till that day. And with that the weather is going nice and slow weather you like it or not. Also

What happened to those days. When you would just go outside, read a book, Ask for a refund because news papers these days are literally a dollar and 50 cents these days but that ain't worth M&M’s but hershey's is much better they own a lot of different candies like jolly

ranchers, reese's pieces, kisses and more I can’t remember but it's good because you

can just search this stuff up on the interweb thing or whatever this is called.

NEWS From The E.W.N.

5/18/2023

What do you call spider man when he is off the web? Offline. Hehehe. Ever thought if a thing is true? Ever wondered if the clues even mean anything if at the end it’s not how you wanted it. Why do people just want to have fun? Anyways sometimes there are some things that you can’t stop from happening. Sometimes you don’t want things to end so just don’t get used to life because it is good but there is always something that interrupts it. You always have to make the best of it because you don’t know when it is the end. Everything in this world is just a advertisement to convince people for something. Maybe you want to convince people to be your friend. But it’s just like a subscription, when you run out of money you won’t be able to continue, just like a friendship can end. It’s only going to last a while so don’t get used to it even though it’s good.

How are trends choosed too? Anyways we had testing so bye.

NEWS From The E.W.N.

4/28/2023

Most people in life look for romantic relationships just like in middle school. In Middle school adolescents like to explore, learn and grow. This is also an age where most adolescents get their first crush and maybe their first romantic relationship which can be kind of complicated and stressing. And at the end most of this relationships were for nothing. But understand, there are two types of relationships. One is because you love them of their personality and look but another one is just all for the looks. And these relationships are not good. People say love at first sight because all they see is the outside of the person and not the inside. For example there is a adolescent boy who likes this girl and this girl likes him back but she just can’t accept him because of his appearance or his popularity in middle school! If this were me I’d like what the f k why do people fu g care a lot of physical appearance in middle school. What matters is their kindness inside of them not their height, size, or anything physical. There are also these things where 2 people like each other but neither of them both confess their love to each other. This is just kind of dumb because they like each other but don’t take the opportunity to go into a happy relationship. The people that need more love are harder to love. Another thing is that once someone meets someone they think they will be like all the time and they will never change so it’s harder for there to be love between them. Then there are ships where people don’t even like each other but the friends tell the other friends that they like each other, this isn’t real love. The future is just becoming dumber, eviler and worse at love. When people are in a relationship you should feel better being with your partner not worse. It also places a lot of stress and pressure on you because you fear you really have to be perfect which you do need to be if you want to be successful. Also everybody knows that getting their heart broken is painful because you thought they would always be your romantic partner and you may feel sad depression while other might decide to do the declaration of independence.

Today's topic: Romance and Love in Middle school

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NEWS From The E.W.N.

4/27/2023

Problems are a every moment thing. Nobody likes troubles because they always stop you from doing something else. Only 1 problem can be ignored while others can not. For example if you ignore your teeth they are the only problem that will go away though that might create another problem. Turtles have a daily problem too. They can’t have sleepovers because they are always at home. They are basically a moving home. People usually look for happiness in the bad stuff that will later bring problems, they do this because they seem like they aren’t sober at the moment. Drinking alcohol and getting drunk is just borrowing the happiness you were going to have the next day because when you do that you usually aren’t sober and do crazy things that make you happy but then the next day you say, “Ugh, My head hurts so fu ng bad, why the fu would I do that?!” And alcohol addicts just summarize their life this way: Drink alcohol, Get headache and belly ache, Drink again to be happy again. Anything that gives you happiness for only a little moment and you have to do again is bad evil. Troubles also happen with gossip. Everybody knows about you, talking negatively and positively about you. They all have different versions of you that they know. At a moment you are sad and you meet someone at that moment but then your happy and see them again so they expect you to be very sad most of the time or have a different version of you in their mind. The world is fu g crazy because kids get bullied for being different at school while adults get praised for being uniquely different. Ea