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Merriam-Webster Updates Definition Of 'Fascism' To 'Anything One Disagrees With'' 04-21-2017 Merriam-Webster has a new definition of “racism” 2020-06-10

Trump Cancels 2020 Election Over Coronavirus Concerns 03-10-2020 The President’s Trumped-Up Claims of Voter Fraud 2020-07-30

New, Less Problematic History Books Will Only Include What Happened In The Current Year 06-24-2020 Illinois community leaders want to abolish history lessons in schools 2020-08-03

Nevada Church Avoids Coronavirus Restrictions By Installing Slot Machines 07-26-2020 Calvary Chapel to Hold Prayer Service (for Trump) at Las Vegas Casino. 2020-08-06

Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters 06-01-2020 “Good morning, everyone. I’m happy to welcome you to the Grace Community Church peaceful protest.” 2020-08-09

Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby 09-04-2020 WATCH: 98 Times Trump Disparaged Babies By Using Them as an Insult 2020-09-08

SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are 04-10-2020 College Admissions in a Covid Year: SATs Are Out, Personal Stories Are In 2020-09-17

Inclusivity Win: State Of California To Make All Prisons Gender-Neutral 09-20-2017 California Gov. Newsom signs law requiring transgender prison inmates to be housed based on gender identity 2020-09-27

Biden: 'You Have To Elect Me To Find Out What My Policy Positions Are'' 09-30-2020 Biden: "You’ll know my position on court packing when the election is over" 2020-10-08

Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls 05-11-2020 THE FLAMING LIPSPLAY FOR CROWD ENCASED IN BUBBLES 2020-10-15

President Trump Declares The Babylon Bee His Most-Trusted News Source 01-19-2018 Donald Trump Tweets Satirical 'Babylon Bee' Article Saying Twitter Was Down to Protect Bidenn 2020-10-16

Biden Vows To Return Nation To Era When Press Didn't Bother Reporting On President's Scandals 04-26-2019 ABC, CNN avoid explosive Hunter Biden report; other networks give it fewer than five minutes, study finds 2020-10-16

Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day 10-23-2020 Joe Biden says he won't do any more in person campagining for the remaining 9 days 2020-10-25

Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry 08-07-2019 Antifa Leader to launch new website 2020-11-04

Pollsters Claim Their Polls Were 100% Correct, But Everyone Voted Wrong 11-04-2020 Nate Silver to FiveThirtyEight Critics: ‘Fuck You, We Did a Good Job’’ 2020-11-04

Study Finds Connection Between Believing Russia Rigged 2016 Election And Believing 2020 Election Was Foolproof 11-07-2020 This is astonishing, from @zeynep’s newsletter: 91% of Democrats think that the 2020 election was free and fair, up from 43% in 2016 2020-11-24

Democrats Warn That Excess Thankfulness May Lead To Conservatism 11-25-2020 Unthanksgiving. 2020-11-26

Men’s Health Magazine Celebrates Body Positivity With First Obese Cover Model 08-12-2020 Cosmo: This is Healthy Cover 2021-01-01

Trump Announces He Will Only Leave Office If A Challenger Beats Him In Ritual Combat 09-24-2020 Rudy Giuliani says "I'm willing to stake my reputation” on the fact that there is election fraud: “Let’s have trial by combat.” 2021-01-06

New York Governor Demands Accountability For Whoever Is Mismanaging New York 10-27-2020 Cuomo: Incompetent government kills people 2021-01-26

Triple-Masker Looks Down On People Who Only Double Mask 01-25-2021 NBC News Segment- Effeciency of Triple Masking 2021-01-26

BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize 08-13-2020 Black Lives Matter nominated for Nobel peace prizee 2021-02-01

After Just Two Weeks Off Twitter, Trump Becomes Monk, Achieves Total Enlightenmentt 2-3-2021 Donald Trump 'Feels Happier' out of White House and off Twitter, Senior Adviser Says 2021-02-08

Dave Ramsey Proposes New Stimulus Package Where Every American Is Just Sent A Stack Of Empty Budgeting Envelopes 07-31-2020 Dave Ramsey on stimulus checks: 'If $600 or $1,400 changes your life, you were pretty much screwed already' 2021-02-11

Journalists Admit They're Supporting Biden Just So They Can Take Another 4-to-8-Year-Long Vacation 08-26-2020 Did Washington Just Have an Actual Weekend? 2021-02-22

Biden: 'My Doc Says I Don't Have Alzheimer's, Dementia, Or Alzheimer's'' 08-19-2020 We Need an Operation Warp Speed for Alzheimer's and Dementiaa 2021-02-24

First Baptist Dallas Members Melt Golden Jewelry Down Into Towering Donald Trump Statue 01-02-2018 Gold statue of Trump appears at CPAC conference 2021-02-26

Biden To Give First Address To Congress After He Wakes Up In The Spring 3-1-2021 White House: Biden will hold presser by end of March 2021-03-05

Captain America Rebooted As Feminist, Atheist, Transgender Hydra Agent 10-07-2016 Marvel's newest Captain America is an LGBTQ+ activist 2021-03-15

Democrats Vow To Follow The Science Of Whichever Union Donates The Most Money 2-16-2021 Powerful teachers union influenced CDC on school reopenings, emails show 2021-05-01

Sheltered Atheist Kid Not Allowed To Watch 'VeggieTales'' 05-20-2019 Atheist parents coping because their kids believe in God thanks to VeggieTales 2021-05-09

Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen 2-17-2021 Noah Hawley Says FX’s ‘Alien’ Series Is “Not A Ripley Story”, Will Explore Consequences Of Inequality 2021-07-01

Scientists Warn Of New Supersized Double Mega Limited Edition Teenage Mutant Ninja Snyder Cut COVID Variant... 7-30-2021 South Korea’s Disease Control and Prevention Agency said Tuesday that it had recorded at least two cases of the new coronavirus delta.. 2021-08-03

To Improve Public Perception, Kamala Harris Taking Likability Lessons From Hillary Clinton 7-6-2021 WH Asks Hillary Staffers How to Make Kamala More Likable 2021-08-05

Vaccine Will Now Be Offered In Continuous IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life 4-12-2021 Fauci warns Americans may face having booster shots indefinitely 2021-08-13

Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine'' 06-09-2020 Police pin hopes on ‘rainbow cars’ to drive out hate crime 2021-08-22

For Convenience, Vaccine Passport Can Now Be Tattooed On Your Hand Or Forehead 3-29-2021 Inked up: Man gets tattoo of COVID-19 vaccine QR code on his armm 2021-08-23

Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class 08-15-2020 California High School AP Gov Teacher Admits Communist Indoctrination of Students. 2021-08-31

AOC Now Selling 'Tax The Rich' Caviar For Just $10,000 A Can 12-03-2020 AOC wears ‘Tax the Rich’ dress to Met Gala 2021-09-13

Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together 9-21-2021 White House says border officials in Del Rio will no longer use horses 2021-09-23

New York Times Praises Soviet Union For Unprecedented Gender Equality In Labor Camps 07-22-2019 Biden's Pick for Banking Regulator Once Praised Soviet Union for Having 'No Gender Pay Gap' 2021-09-26

Trump: 'I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus' 12-23-2019 Donald Trump told a Christian TV network that nobody had done more for 'Christianity or for evangelicals or for religion itself' than him 2021-10-03

California Bill Prohibits Stores From Selling Toys That Don’t Actively Confuse Children’s Sexuality 02-28-2020 Toys R They? CA Law Requires Stores To Have Gender-Neutral Area For Kids’ Products 2021-10-11

LEGO Unveils New Genderless Bricks With No Male/Female Connectors 5-20-2021 Lego commits to removing ‘gender bias and harmful stereotypes’ from its toys 2021-10-11

California School System To Feature Mandatory 2nd Grade Field Trips To Gay Bars 06-28-2019 School in Broward took elementary aged kids to a gay bar on a field trip 2021-10-27

Weird: Many Southwest Planes Flying Banners Reading 'Let's Go Brandon' 10-11-2021 Southwest pilot is heard 'telling passengers Let's Go Brandon' at the end of flight 2021-10-30

Op-Ed: We Need To Make Playground Equipment More Dangerous 6-14-2021 German Insurance Companies Demand Perilous Playgrounds So That Kids Can Learn About Risk 2021-11-01

Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What's Causing Inflation Rates To Rise 5-10-2021 White House: Multitrillion-Dollar Spending Bill Will Combat Soaring Inflation 2021-11-14

Church Services Across Country Begin With Rousing Chant Of 'Let's Go Brandon!' 10-10-2021 Let's Go Brandon' Chanted at QAnon-Linked Church Event in Texas 2021-11-15

Surviving Inflation: 9 Easy Ways To Save Money On Your Thanksgiving This Year 11-12-2021 NBC suggests not having Thanksgiving turkey this year to deal with inflation costs 2021-11-22

‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot 05-09-2017 USA Today: Is Math Racist? 2021-12-07

Progressive Church Announces New Drag Queen Bible Story Hour 6-18-2021 Huge Yikes! Lutheran Church Hosts Drag Queen Prayer Time For Children 2021-12-17

Congress Passes Law Making Every Day January 6 So They Can Think About It All The Time 8-17-2021 Every Day Is Jan. 6 Now 2022-01-01

Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus 12-29-2021 Biden's to-do list for 2022 looks a lot like 2021's 2022-01-02

Gavin Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year 9-15-2021 Californians fleeing for Texas so fast U-Haul runs out of trucks for them 2022-01-07

Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway 01-21-2019 Jon Reyes Tweet 2022-01-08

Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind 12-7-2021 Biden Admin Warns It ‘Will Not Be In A Position To Evacuate U.S. Citizens’ From Ukraine 2022-01-23

Leftists Deeply Afraid Things Could Go Back To Normal 9-29-2021 Lifting restrictions could cause anxiety for many as unknowns persist: experts 2022-02-09

Just In Time: Pfizer Introduces Miracle Treatment For Myocarditis 12-16-2